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EXTREME NICK-OVER

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Welcome, aight?!

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Hi... I'm Nick. Ready to take over the world with my style vision! Is you sick of looking like this?

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Or, God forbid, this?

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Never fear, Dr Nick is here aaight! With my help, you'll soon be looking the way God intended:

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Extreme Nickover: Coming to a TV Screen near you!!!

Applications available at all Vidal Sassoon salons.

Here's what you can expect if you make it onto the show!

Phase 1: Hair
Shave head.

Phase 2: Fashion
Emphasis on cap placement. Tips on getting the most x-treme nipple exposure from your muscle shirts. Finding your true waistline (most people don't know it's actually not far from the armpits). Special episode coming up: getting the most out of mesh!!!

Phase 3: Hot poses
See my picture above

Phase 4: Further refining of cap placement
Learn how to further enhance this look with the addition of a singular pirate-style earring.

Phase 5: The body
Rethinking steroids and other unfairly maligned physique enhancers.



All Extreme Nickover contestants get a free wardrobe from Nick's own personal favourite shopping destinations:

International Male - only the best in nipple-displaying muscle tank tops

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Boy London - What do we need to say? The wind beneath Extreme Nickover's wings.

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JD Sports - Iz btchn, bruvaz

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CLICK HERE FOR A GALLERY OF SUCCESS STORIES SO FAR!!!!!